patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

that-catholic-shinobi:

wonderbound:

there’s something about the sight of steps leading down into the water. it feels like the ocean telling me to come home

That means you’re a selkie love

Mermaids, sirens, and selkies only reblog. Land lubbers GTFO

(via gnomosexuals)

dorrianngray:

me: *gets touched by random wave of sadness*

me: so, this is what poets of Romanticism felt

(via gnomosexuals)

im-in-way-2many-fandoms:

derpy-cupcake:

thekingofpickles:

bubblti:

doritoarts:

chongoblog:

Any piece of media: The creature turns a a shade of pink because their diet consists of mostly shrimp

Me: HOW M

ANY SHRIMPS DO YOU HAVE TO EAT

BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK

EAT TO MUCH AND YOU’LL GET SICK

SHRIMPS ARE PRETTY RICH

(via charlieistired)

squashs:

someone: *driving next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*

me: don’t make it weird

(via andyfletcher)